I'm a Superhero

With the air getting drier and drier, my fear of doorknobs and light switches is growing. The static electricity I am emitting right now is unbelievable. And they aren't little shocks, they are huge, huge sparks. Like when guys solder things. I need to put on a suit and shuffle around on carpets and fight crime.

This is what I look like at least 10 times a day.

Heehee.

Holding onto a fork,
'thew

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LINKS
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- Wake up!
- Cool!
- How many five year olds can you take in a fight?
- Michael J. Fox is awesome.
- Kind of creepy and the garage sticks out too far.
- Will Farrell and the Green Team. NSFW language.
- Today's cuteness.
- The penguin. How else would he get rid of the incriminating evidence?
- WAKE UP!
- I can't imagine why...

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MUSIC
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Tho Who - We're all WASTED!