Spam. A Lot.

So for the first of the next 100 posts I've been wanting to show you guys a compilation of the best Spam headlines I've gotten lodged in my spam filter. Enjoy:

Sometimes the names are just as great. My comments in blue.

Name || Title

Canaan Zuckovas || Women hate small equipment (like a camcorder?)
Santos Scruggs || Stop feel shy of your device size (your blackberry is more confident than mine)
Shamir Sandberg || All your gay issues solved (Thank heavens! What will happen to the Bravo network?!)
Albert Wilson || Our target is your happy life (Why do you want to destroy it?)
Blanca Haney || Patek Phillipe as low as 229$ (He's cheap!)
brod basil || She will call you Macho (I shall call her Consuela!)
Mohammad Childress || Did you not fix this? (NO!)

There are a ton more that I cant reprint here, as you can imagine.

Spammin',
'thew

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- The Digital shorts on SNL are almost always hilarious. I lost it at the end of this one.
- The sheer amount of money being wasted(paid to halliburton et al.) saddens me.
- George Carlin.
- One is missing.
- A sea of people by the sea.
- Montel Williams get's it straight. This should go for all news channels. Not just Fox.
- Haha. Celebs if they were poor and midwestern.
- Traffic jams recreated.
- Top ten hubble images.
- Electronic Rubik's Cube.
- I brain zombies.
- Ahhhhhhhhh!
- Now you can see why I do it.
- Great if you are a fan of LOST.
- White rabbit Star Trek. Sulu's face is the best.
- Get bent, dude.
- Wait they' re not even paying taxes?! Now I'm pissed off.
- That's on Mars.
- They flooded the grand canyon.
- Brett Favre through the years.
- The newest boy band. Careful you might catch the bear ass of a comedian.
- Can something be cute AND gross?
- This was very interesting to me.
- Beautiful bridges.
- The evolution of alternative music.
- Yeah, really.

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WEIGHT - I forgot to measure. I was running a little late this morning
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MUSIC
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Jake Shimabukuro
While My Guitar Gently Weeps
At the 3rd minute mark it goes off.